Semi-realism mod for Unreal Tournament 2003/2004 OS X.

Semi-realism mod for Unreal Tournament OS 9 and OS X.

An unparalleled giggle collection, from any semi-realism FPS

SLAM dunk
TO-FF (fire-fighter game) #1 Photoshop only to add the first-person-extinguisher at bottom right. EVERYTHING else including the fire is purely from some well-placed console commands.
TO-FF (fire-fighter game) #2 Aw demmit! I told you not to sleep with a cigarette in-hand on that flammable couch! BREATHE! damn you BREATHE! You're gonna be O-K! ditto.
BLEH barf
DragonBall FO
Disco Fever
Sadness (don't play with "real" guns)
New LAW attachment preview
Law uhoh not a happy-face.
Bloody
F.O Logo
nvidialogo

not mine, but Santa-approved

bighead from [FO]SpiritWolf
bighead2 from [FO]SpiritWolf
DragonBallOps from [FO]SquirrelZero himself
Superman from Righty similar to how I made slamdunk above
Zombie behind you from SlipKnoT

My Top 10 20-in-progress

Grrl2Gurl <3 from [CDNOps]MachDelta
Flaming Cow Missles The result of admin set warshell mesh nalicow and summon botpack.warshell. Also from the same admin abuse, a National Geographic River Migration Pic. Makes me want to set the mesh of the m4m203 nades or even HE nades to cows.
Suck Control Panel (Photoshop of course) This is classic. Do you have your suckbot?
mini me and mini me2 (nope, not photoshop)
romance in light no guns, lights, action!
national geographic
explosion2
heat-seeking nades 8-)
punch
knife accident
camel toe (for you fanboys)
chainsaw can you make this many decals?
Godzilla Terror This one was from a server reconnect bug, and not admin abuse... from /|r51-korn
Want some, Punk? Go hossies. (2.2) Also, here's a similar screenshot from Oyazi at Juato.org.
a blow from [EFL]-=Sylvie=-
Vampire Kiss (2.2)
Slaying the Cyclops from /|r51-korn
ashfist like it sounds. from [UK²]M4TTA
moo talk about cute!
Activists I normally dislike photoshop screenshots, but here is a relatively seamless PS job from the german site TO-Scene.de that refrains from using their typical photoshopped cartoon speech bubbles that I really dislike. from rantanplan.



Console Humor
Self Incrimination An admin logging in to report a cheat reveals his own cheat. His cheat warns him that an admin (himself) has logged in. He posted this to official tacops forums and didn't realize what he revealed. From [D-X]Beyond_Doubt who submitted the screenshot from the smooth [Fuse]Bloodlust.

More Self Incrimination from BL priceless

Console humor wanted! Can you get a n00b to do: alt-f4, showall, or adminlogin 3 times? Show the evidence on your console & post here, or email to me.

Matrix shots (nope, not photoshop): rapids
abbatoir1 (running on walls),
abbatoir2 (aka chun li),
guns. I bet you don't know how make the game engine do what I did in the abbatoir shots 8-)
Team Matrix. mapbugging yakuza skin team. from [38]Grotez
Agent Smith result of setting carcasstype to a UT carcass.. from =)LAW(= Powerflower

Wardrobe Malfunction (Gfx)
Psychedelic1 and 2 Overheating card from <<T>>Triggerhappy.
Lounge Wallpaper after minimizing TO then maximizing it again, from Blast
Lemonworld misconfigured laptop video, from -SnOw.be-
Chunkysmoke more misconfigured laptop video, from -SnOw.be-
Cyborg Combine man & a living noobcannon, and: the cyborg arsenal.
Beam Me Up (blood decal bug)
Nadeguys
Texturesizebig and Texturesizesmall
Acid Trip again from a minimize/maximize bug, from Blast

2.xx
MC Exodus
Jedi Knight Stops Shotgun
Hanji
Hossie Fart
Possession (DE evil eyes)
UFO can you guess what it really is? No admin abuse in the making of this.


Horror Movie
Horror Movie
Ghost real in-game screenshot
Slasher
GibRain Camping
Bloodyhell for Hostages

Honorable Mention 3.xx
star wars No admin abuse-- this is just playing on the map TO-MotionSickness on someone's server
explosion1
Bob's Big Boy: see fatboy, below.
fatboy think about it; how do you get a hostage to get frags to make fatboy work on it? heheh.
One my fatboy terr plush doll
funnyhead
impact an unreal party.
legface
massive farter
the light
breakdance
cow train illustrating the subway train on getaway
dragonfly carrying PH n' hossie
mini knifer
romance kiss
runaway!
ugly girl girl skin on boy
cross dresser #1 (old man)
cross dresser #2 (mustache)
whoa look at my hand
ballet lift
most exciting screenshot ever
window-service 1vs1 knife fight (Insane vs Babs)
real live cows here
c4 relay race
vending machine
Knifing the Sky (throw knives at sky in rapids, and they stick. Scoped proof.)
Too many camping permits: The Crush (photoshop on the caption only)
Scope Bug "Say Cheese!" group pic announcement in the TO bug forum a long time ago. from [38]Grotez
Scope Bug in Space (my contri from the same bug)
Lion's Meal admin becomes a meal.
RockPaperScissor jan ken po, aiko desho! Yup.
Ewwwww! You've been warned. Don't worry kid, it's just gibs.
Dropped Cellphone (2.2)
du campst from Psycho(cz)
Aaaaaaaahhh relaxation!
Jr. High Dance No guns allowed at school.
Deathwish 666 photoshop to insert the inset. The devil train comest for Blue-FoX.
Nade Swarm
Terr give up NPC hossie skin bug.
Petting zoo what's in the basement.
buttbomb
Celebs h8 paparazzi the glitzy pro voice-talent they hired for these hostage sounds
books books books from Blast
Godzilla on the Horizon with TOMA2, reminds me of Princess Mononoke's forest god... from Krillen
Technicolor Exploding Gibs admin abuse bind from my page here you can do it too!.
Another blow this one's from a hossie and a great frozen SF animation from [BW$T.to] at TO-Scene.de..
Jack from |JUATO|SAKURA at juato.org.
MegaSaigaAttack a noobstick nightmare from |JUATO|SAKURA at juato.org.
Boke from the Japanese word that can mean "blurred", this corona shot pokes fun at blurred-out crotch shots in all Japanese pr0n. from Oyazi at juato.org.
Hold my hand, honey Just leisurely watching the folks fly by in TO-IM-Freefall.
Pole Dancer from my venerable friend, [OAP]Poxicator.
Animeparty makes Friends from [DA|Wurstk!nd] at TO-Scene.de..
Hamtaro from the (real) Tacops Hamtaro mutator. From where? From Japanese clan JUATO, of course. from Blades
Disturbing ...
Floating Arms from M4K BouletFurtif